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Phat Boy Bowls

"Think Outside the Box"

  • Pick Your Base:

    Mashed

    Tots

    Fries

    Mac & Cheese

    Chips

    Chili

    Rice

  • Add Your Meat:

    $4

    Brisket

    Pulled Chicken

    Sausage

    Chicken Tenders

    Pulled Pork

  • Add Your Toppings

    Each $0.75

    Bacon

    Cheese Sauce

    Shredded Cheese

    Sour Cream

    Gravy

    Pickles

    Pickled Onions

Starting To Get Hungry

  • BBQ Nachos

    Homemade sweet heat chips, topped with pulled pork, homemade cheese sauce, diced pickles, slaw, and drizzled with Honey BBQ Sauce

    Selfish $7.50

    Share $14.95

    Add chili $2

  • Smoked Wings

    Slow smoked and tossed in your sauce choice

    $15.25

  • Boneless Fried Chicken Tenders

    Homemade hand-breaded, deep-fried, chicken tenders served with French fries

    $12.95

  • Chili with Corn Bread

    Cup $7.95

    Bowl $12.95

Salads & Sides

  • Smoked Mashed Potatoes

    With gravy

    $5

  • Sweet Heat Chips

    $3

  • Good ‘Ole Slaw

    $5

  • Cowboy Beans

    $5

  • Loaded Baked Potato

    $5

  • Hush Puppies

    $5

  • Homemade Mac & Cheese

    $5

  • Southern Collard Greens

    $5

  • French Fries or Tots

    $4

  • Homemade Honey Cornbread

    With butter choice

    $5

Platters

All platters include 2 sides & cornbread

  • Don’t forget our meats are NAKED and we make amazing sauces in house!

  • Pork $16.95

    Sliced Brisket $21.95

    1/2 Rack Ribs $20.95

    Chicken (Pulled or Bone In) $16.95

    Burnt Ends $21.95

    Add Ribs or Sausage to Any Platter for $6

Sampler Platter

  • Pork | Brisket | Ribs | Sausage | Pulled Chicken | Smoked Wings

    2 sides, 2 pieces of corn bread

    $50

Food Truck

Where it all started
Add fries for $1 | Add Tater Tots for $2

  • Mac & Cow “Soon to be Famous”

    Country grilled cheese, layered with pulled brisket, homemade mac & cheese, and drizzled with honey BBQ sauce

    $14.95

  • Tipsy Pig

    Pulled brisket & pulled pork layered high on a soft potato roll topped with cheese sauce, slaw, and diced pickles

    $14.95

  • Flaming Ginger

    Country grilled cheese, smoked pulled chicken, homemade mac & cheese, topped with buffalo sauce

    $13.95

  • Burnt Cow

    Slow smoked burnt ends tossed in honey BBQ sauce on a brioche bun. (Limited Availability)

    $14.95

  • Good ‘Ole Smoked Meat Sandwiches with Chips

    Choice of meat: Pulled Pork | Brisket | Chicken

    Mini $4.95

    Bulkie $9.95

Meal Platters

  • Pre-Orders Strongly Suggested!

  • The Meurch

    Pound Pulled Pork | Pound Pulled Brisket | Rack of Ribs | Smoked Wings, 3 sides & cornbread with butter

    Serves 4-6 people

    $99

  • The Jabba Snack Pack

    2 pounds of Pulled Pork | 2 pounds of Pulled Brisket | 2 pounds of Pulled Chicken | 2 quarts of Cole Slaw | 1/2 tray of Mac & Cheese | 3 dozen Slider Rolls

    $175

Meats by The Pound

Add 12 slider rolls for $5

  • Pulled Pork

    1/4 Pound $4

    1/2 Pound $7

    1 Pound $14

  • Chicken

    1/4 Pound $4

    1/2 Pound $7

    1 Pound $14

  • Brisket

    1/4 Pound $8

    1/2 Pound $15

    1 Pound $30

  • Burnt Ends

    (Limited Availability)

    1/4 Pound $8

    1/2 Pound $15

    1 Pound $30

  • Ribs

    Single $3

    1/2 Rack $14

    Full Rack $28

  • Sausage

    Link $6

BBQ Sauce Cheat Sheet

BBQ Sauce
Description
Honey (Not hot) 
Basic sweet BBQ
Hickory
Sweet tangy BBQ
Hot Like Your Mama  
Mild hot BBQ
Bama  
Horseradish based white sauce
Chuck
Sour cream-based sauce with a little kick to it
Golden 
Mustard based sauce
Cherry Bomb
Mixed of Cherry Pepsi and ghost pepper
Carolina
Vinegar based
Jabba Dew Pickles
Dill pickles and Mountain Dew
Q (AKA: The Cure)
Corona and lime
Kokua
Pineapple, habañero

Sarcastic Swine Provides: 

  • Food Tent
  • Buffet Food Tables
  • Buffet Linens 
  • Chafing Dishes 
  • Heavy Duty Disposable Plates
  • Plastic Silverware 
  • Napkins 
  • Appropriate Condiments 
  • 1 Hour Serve Time

Food Minimum 

  • $1000 food minimum
  • Tax not included
  • 18% service charge included

20% Deposit Required To Hold Date 

Backyard BBQ

  • 2 Meats | 2 Sides $25 per person

    3 Meats | 3 Sides $30 per person

  • Meats

    Chicken Wings

    Grilled Sweet Chicken

    Pulled Chicken

    Pulled Pork

    Sliced or Pulled Brisket

    Ribs

    Homemade Cherry | Mango Sausage

    Burgers & Dogs

  • Premium Meats

    Steak Tips add $3 per person

    Grilled Shrimp add $3 per person

    Burnt Ends add $3 per person

  • Sides

    Cornbread with Butter

    Caesar Salad

    Homemade Mac & Cheese

    Coleslaw

    Loaded Baked Potato Salad

    Rice

    Smoked Mashed Potatoes

    Baked Beans

    Potato Salad

    Collard Greens

    Corn on the Cob (Seasonal)

    Grilled Veggie Platter add $2

Appetizers & Bites

  • 2 for $6 per person

    Assortment of Cheese & Crackers

    Vegetable Crudités

    Variety of Sliders

    Chips with Assortment of Homemade Dips

    BBQ Cups

  • 3 for $8 per person

    Any of The Above Plus

    Charcuterie Board

    Brisket Rangoons

    Pulled Pork Egg Rolls

  • 4 for $12 per person

    Any of The Above Plus

    Shrimp Cocktail

    Scallops Wrapped in Bacon

    Texas Twinkies

Full Pig Roast

  • Includes choice of two sides and edible garnish

    Minimum $1,000

    or $25 per person

New England Clam Bake

  • Includes clam chowder, lobster with drawn butter, steamers, kabasa, corn on the cob, boiled potato, cornbread & watermelon

    $50 per person

Sarcastic Surf & Turf

  • Includes clam chowder, lobster, award-winning steak tips, choice of salad, choice of one side, cornbread with gourmet butter

    $60 per person

Sweet Bites

  • Cornbread Truffles | Key Lime Parfaits | Cornbread Parfait

    Ask for pricing

Half Pans

24 hour notice

  • Pulled Pork

    $65

  • Chicken Tenders

    $65

  • Wings (Choose Flavor)

    Wings (Choose Flavor)

    Slow Smoked Wings....Have them "Naked" or tossed in one of our Housemade Sauces.

    $55

  • Grilled Sweet Chicken

    $55

  • Homemade Sausage (Cherry | Mango)

    Homemade Sausage (Cherry | Mango)

    Award Winning Cherry / Mango Sausage. Housemade with Love. Slow Smoked for 3 hours.

    $60

  • Ribs (St. Louis)

    Ribs (St. Louis)

    Smoked for 5 hours, served "Naked" Enjoy one of our many sauces on the side.

    $55

  • BBQ Pulled Chicken

    $65

  • Brisket

    Brisket

    Slow smoked 14-16 hours until a beautiful "bark" is formed. Served Sliced. Brisket is a naturally "fatty" piece of meat.

    $110

  • Burnt Ends

    $125

  • Award Winning Steak Tips

    Market

Sides (1 / 2 Pans)

  • Mac & Cheese

    Mac & Cheese

    Housemade Creamy Mac & Cheese!! A house favorite.

    $35

  • Dirty Rice

    $30

  • Roasted Potatoes

    $25

  • Honey Cornbread

    Honey Cornbread

    A fan favorite! Melt in your mouth Cornbread....Served with choice of butter.

    $20

  • Cowboy Beans

    $35

  • Loaded Baked Potato Salad

    $35

  • Cole Slaw

    Cole Slaw

    Our version on Slaw. Made with our Bama Sauce, has a little horseradish kick.

    $35

  • Collard Greens

    Collard Greens

    Southern Staple....sauteed in bacon!!

    $35

  • Smoked Mashed Potato

    With gravy

    $35

  • Extra BBQ Sauce (Squeeze Bottle)

    Honey | Hickory | Hot Like Yo’ Mama | Golden | Bama Lightning | Chuck Norris

    $7

  • Gourmet Butter (8 oz)

    Bacon or cinnamon / honey

    $7

  • All sides available in quarts

  • All 1 / 2 pans feed 15-20 people

BBQ Sauce Cheat Sheet

BBQ Sauce

Description

Temperature

Honey

Basic sweet BBQ

Not hot

Hickory

Sweet tangy BBQ

Not hot

Hot Like Your Mama

Mild hot BBQ

Hot

Bama

Horseradish based white sauce

Light kick

Chuck

Sour cream-based sauce with a little kick to it

Lil hot

Golden 

Mustard based sauce

Not hot

Cherry Bomb

Mixed of Cherry Pepsi and ghost pepper

Really hot

Carolina

Vinegar based

Not hot

Jabba Dew Pickles

Dill pickles and Mountain Dew

Not hot

Q (AKA: The Cure)

Corona and lime

Not hot

Kokua

Pineapple, habañero

Super hot

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